new energy resource

there's alot of talk about new energy resources nowadays..but that's all it is; talk. yappy yappidy solar power...yappy yappidy hydroponics...man, fuckin' make up your mind! what the fuck is mankind gonna do when we run out of places to put wickid dams and those swiss chalets with them big-ass water-wheels on them? it's gonna be awhile till we see a change so chillax vato. have you switched to a car that isn't a car yet? did you ever stop to wonder what your breath is doing to the ozone layer? man, it's gonna be so fuckin' far in the future till we see a wickid new energy resource. like, once we find something cool, we'll be wickid pals with them retarded-looking aliens with those big stupid heads. them big headed aliens are gonna be our pals and along with being pals with them, we can be pals with their technology. man, what wonders will you show us alien? fuck, wickid alien..what's our new energy source gonna be man?! you got something we can use to make our world a more resourcful place man? you know them aliens are not gonna have shit too. man, what the fuck alien?! you ain't got shit?! what's wrong with you man, you're a wickid alien!! you got a big stupid head and everything!! what's that alien? you got a vibrating tooth brush? man, big deal alien! that's so not revolutionary and ground-breaking!! sheesh...but then everything will settle down right until we find out the best energy resource in the galaxy; alien sperm. man, once them aliens start jerking off in them kleenex's, it's gonna be a better world. alien sperm goes onto them kleenex's...them kleenex's go to the alien sperm recycling plant...and bam-ba-ba-loo-ba, everyone can read at night! oh man, what a great new world awaits us once we get ahold of them alien sperm. cars are gonna go so damn fast man!! man, our earth plants are gonna bloom with new brilliance and wonder once we shake a little alien sperm on them. fuck, maybe that alien sperm can make us go back in time? shit man, alien sperm is gonna lead the way to the fucking promised land!!

now don't go judging this alien just cause he looks gay. man, that bastard's got alot of love to give! and i'm talking about his magic alien sperm man!!