post valentine's day poem

goddamn, why didn't you tell me you had a fucking boyfriend?!!
man, what's with you woman?
and why does he have one of those dumb looking goatees?
if your boyfriend knew you e-mailed me, i don't think he'd say; "you e-mailed some guy i've never met before? wickid! i can't wait to meet him!!"
man, what are you doing?!
and further more, what's up with your lame-ass friends?
what's up with that one guy btw?
why are you smoking so many goddamn cigarettes?
and why you drinking so much girl?
who did you say this singer was? she's pretty good..
i'm missing american chopper on it's new date and time on the learning channel for this?!!
this singer sucks man!!
i don't think it's gonna work out between us..

american chopper has moved to thursday nights on TLC